Erik: Oh come on, you know I can deflect it. You’re always telling me I should push myself.
Charles: If you know you can deflect it, then you’re not challenging yourself.That’s not the gun he wants to unload on your face, Erik.
Erik can’t deflect semen - so I say Charles should go for it. One drop in Erik’s eye and he’s crying on the floor like a little bitch.
BEST. REPLY. EVER.
lol Imagine that, if your mutant power was simply to deflect semen.
(Source: becausemcavoys, via mrmarselluswallace)